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if you chose the female farmer in stardew valley and married a male character, you are automatically a girlboss and your husband a malewife sorry i don't make the rules

Odysseus said he was gonna become the monster to "everyone but us" but neglected to inform his crew that "us" had three members and the other two are in Ithica.

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

Mah best friend is a proud bisexual

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

requested by feral-mlm-positivity

Yeah sorry about your boyfriend… turns out he’s actually your son you thought you had killed 2 decades ago. Oh yeah he also killed your late husband… yeah the oracle was right

Be nicer to pan-cakes, we're not bisexuality and we do exist

can like

y'all be nicer to:

•non-binary

•trans

•bi

•aro

•ace

•poly

And

•pan

folks?! just like. don’t be a dick. they’re just as lgbt as you.

10 outta 10 doctors recommend

dancing around your room to music is one of the ultimate forms of self care