TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Dear authors, please make your female main characters even just a tad bit older, I'm actually begging you.

Like, they really don't need to be 19-20 and falling in love with centuries old immortal beings. You can make them 25+ and people will still read and enjoy the books.

I promise women don't turn to dust and wrinkles at 30..

GETTEM, MANFRED

and, of course:

Emmrich Volkarin + the sluttiest thing a man can do

I desperately want more information about this!

My husband is an attorney and I'm sending this to him immediately in case he needs any tips.

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Tumblr Fandom Stats

Following the release of Bioware's official player choice stats, I'm curious to see how the Tumblr fandom measures up. This Google Form contains all the questions from the official stat graphics, as well as a few that were not included that I'm personally curious about.

This form contains major endgame spoilers. Do not click the link until you've finished the game.

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Dragon Age: The Veilguard Tumblr Fandom Stats

THIS FORM CONTAINS MAJOR ENDGAME SPOILERS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. The official Bioware stats do not sit right with me so I want to see how t

Please only fill it out once per Rook, but if you have multiple Rooks feel free to fill it out for each of them! Live stats will be available for you to view once you've submitted the form. This form does not collect your email address. I will release a breakdown of the final results on my blog at a later date!

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It's 100% his sarcophagus, Emmrich would never do it anywhere else. He has had his own prepared and ready to go for a few years now, just in case, but now he's going to have to purchase an expansion and room for adjoining flower beds.

Imagine being one of Emmrich’s students.

You go back to Treviso to make sure your family is ok and you see your esteemed, mid-50s professor ziplining across the city rooftops like a complete maniac.

He’s jingling like a walking bazaar while he’s ziplining because apparently half of Thedas’s gold is hanging off him, and he’s casually hanging out with one of the deadliest Antivan Crows and some decades-younger absolute snack who is constantly batting their eyelashes at him.

How do you even attend his lecture after that