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The snarf I snarfed 😂

on that GILF -> VILF pipeline

imagine being the person who has to operate the fake skeleton arm that has to choke out vincent price for a movie like how does one even BEGIN to explain that particular boner.

#already have two #no more

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

Does Critical Role count as TV? I watch it. CR and DA: Veilguard? Matt's in both, that's already a crossover.

One of my all time favourite tweets from Taliesin, reach out to your support system <3

Reblog this to give a flower to Emmrich Volkarin

Me when a romanced Emmrich only says "Spectacular, Rook!" during combat instead of "Well done, dearest!"

It's 100% his sarcophagus, Emmrich would never do it anywhere else. He has had his own prepared and ready to go for a few years now, just in case, but now he's going to have to purchase an expansion and room for adjoining flower beds.

Imagine being one of Emmrich’s students.

You go back to Treviso to make sure your family is ok and you see your esteemed, mid-50s professor ziplining across the city rooftops like a complete maniac.

He’s jingling like a walking bazaar while he’s ziplining because apparently half of Thedas’s gold is hanging off him, and he’s casually hanging out with one of the deadliest Antivan Crows and some decades-younger absolute snack who is constantly batting their eyelashes at him.

How do you even attend his lecture after that