Cum Is The Fifth Humor

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

Can we all take a moment to be thankful that Johnny from those weird videos calls his dad Papa and not Daddy

@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

I'm sorry the clogs stay ON during sex

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.

Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post

You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow

I just remembered for fun as a kid I did the bloody Mary thing for fun

The dad from the wild thornberrys exclames a good "gushing" when ever her stops for a breath while he eats his wife out.