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Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats
had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"
if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation
on all levels except physical I'm dead
Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise
In the saying "I'm vaccinated, caffeinated, and freshly masturbated. I'm ready to take today by the balls(consensualy of course)" the phrase brings the question of how long does the 'freshly masturbated' effect last for. It can't be very short with how infrequently people masturbated compared to other things like eating or pissing. So the philosophical question of the day is what counts as freshly masturbated.
An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies
Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.
Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post
You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow
Everytime you watch family related porn or call your partner "daddy or mommy" your just proving Sigmund Freud right and that's just ain't it right that, I ain't taking the L that is Freud winning.
Happy birthday to the great molasses flood of 1919