Herododicus Buddy What The Hell Is This Supposed To Mean. Can You Like, Engrave Something Else?

OP wants to write House of Leaves but even more autistic. And I'm here for it

Ive always thought it would be fun to write a fiction piece framed as several authors writing exegesis of a fake gnostic gospel. It could even take place in an elf universe. I love fictional historiography.

That liminal space where an artist you follow has switched their social media avatar from a trending anime girl to a female OC, the he/him pronouns have quietly vanished from their bio, and their drawings of cartoon ladies with big boobs have taken on a distinctly aspirational cast, but they haven't publicly said anything, so you've gotta keep your damn mouth shut.

it's on the house

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

lets get our clothes back on and go to sleep now

CELEBRATORY HORNET DOODL

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I find it so deeply fascinating that there are medieval and possibly even ancient texts (I can't remember specifics rn but I definitely saw one from early medieval Europe recently) that are like "oh if only I lived in an earlier age when there was literal magic in the world"

I feel like nowadays people project that back ONTO the middle ages, but even back then they were like "there used to be magic and now it's gone"

its magic turtles all the way down etc etc

here's the sitelen sitelen version of the same text:

this genuinely took me like an hour, it was the last part of the essay i did and i felt SO satisfied. better than sex

felt important to preserve these prev tags. for future historians

by FAR my favourite part of writing an essay on toki pona's scripts was realizing my name could be written in sitelen pona with the characters on the lower line:

which mean

(love) (numerous mouthy obscenities) (please ignore my errors and abilities)

hi my name is Love Swearing Lots Don't Look At Me and i have long profane error-prone hair (that's how i got my name) wi-

i like to imagine char would still be on tumblr in the nona the ninth jod flashbacks posting stuff like this

yeah well nasa just invented space wizards so things are basically about to get cranked up a whole nother level around here