TO My Followers

Rick&Morty Copypasta but FRESH

To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of coolness to understand Fresh. His humor is xtremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 90s stereotypes most o the jokes will go over an unrad broseph's head. There's also Fresh's radtacular outlook, which is wickedly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 90s PSAs, for instance. The coolkids understand this stuff; they have the wicked cool ability to truly appreciate the sicknastiness of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funky fresh- they say something deep about LYFE. As a gnarly consequence people who dislike Fresh truly ARE uncool- of course they wouldn't all up n' appreciate, for instance, the humor in Fresh's righteous catchphrase "Wiggidy wiggidy whatsup" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those unfresh sinners scratching their heads in confusion as Crayon Queen's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What totally unfunky fools... how I pity them.  And yes by the way, I DO have a Fresh tattoo. And no, you cannot just up n' see it. It's for the ladies' and radlads' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within the amount of freshalicious swag points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

reminds me of this thing I typed years ago: mama miaa spaGHETTI itsa meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *The ever-present otherworldly garbled chanting grows in volume from subliminal to clear as day* LETSA GoooOOoOOoOoO *is immediately eviscerated by void-like tendrils as blood and tar pours out of my mouth and nose, swallowed up by the growing lacuna in the canon of our reality.* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wahoo!

sometimes you have to search up a character on your own blog just to see what a real one is saying about them

Fresh if he was in Gloomverse. You know I’m right

I know it might be a little late to ask ( I just noticed you allowed questions again), but since Fresh was in Gloomverse would it be possilble for him to get a hat or have magic? If so, what kind/type of magic would he have? ( I know it probably wasn't cannon but I'm just really curious).

If Fresh was in Gloomverse, he’d have really stupid improbable 90s magic, summoning freaking pogs and furbies and skip its and all that nonsenseIt would be really dumb

DOES ANYBODY REMEMBER THAT POST 7GOODANGEL MADE ABOUT TELEVANGELIST FRESH SDJHGVSHVDHGSVDN here ya go: https://7goodangel.tumblr.com/post/152996577993/ok-random-idea-so-hear-me-out

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Happy Fresh’s fake Birthday!

I uh

Couldn’t think of a funny prank

so i just did what i do best and animated a radlad

The character belongs to @loverofpiggies​

No glasses version:

me with every fucking fiber of my being: Be Normal About Thing You Like! It Is A Good Way of Bonding With People In Your Life!

moment thing i like is mentioned: I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU.

Thank you Fresh (character by loverofpiggies)... For teaching me that 'romantic gestures' don't have to have an emotional connection or inherently romantic intention behind them, and can be done towards friends and acquaintances as a showing of simple closeness/affection or just because it's fun to do/fun to see how someone else feels about it.

Genuinely the concept of this character has helped me work through some stuff with how I feel about and engage with romance and that's so funny. Thank you, you weird weird little queerplatonic-esque critter.

Thanks!! It's based on my headcanon design for Vanessa in special delivery :3

Chica's Magic Rainbow hair <3

my costume from last night hehe (didn't get to finish drawin some of the details on but thats ok! I had places to be)

I tried to combine elements of the reluctant follower mask, Vanny's suit, and the security mask. hehehe. the eyes are red with purple pulsing through them btw, I dunno if the color comes through well in the video

i also added a lil yellow rabbit whispering in her ear. isnt he cute ?

this is probably the second cosplay ive made significant parts of by myself so im proud

FRESH KICKFLIPPING IS TRANSPARENT NOW?? oh nOO

I couldn’t find a good background so I just decided to make him transparent!!  Now he can kickflip wherever you want him to! [Keep it pg tho brah B(  ]   If anybody actually wants to add a background to this... when you post it please tag me and please don’t remove the watermark(I’ll boil your kneecaps if you remove it, i swear.) B’)   (also p.s. pls tag/credit me if you use the actual transparent gif anywhere DO NOT REPOST.)

@neon--nightmare look it’s your not-boy :0 ima start actually making more original animations when i get off school for summer.  just grinding away at my remaining schoolwork rn and trying to stay sane lol