Nothing Has Ever Been More Real

I love Hector and Achilles so much why’d daddy Zeus have to make them fight :(

I picked the wrong character to steal a personality from and now I’m going on my villain arc. Try to stop me.

“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Guys in Hawaiian shirts either have life figured out or are going through their midlife crisis

Troy story is my eighth favorite book. I love my hopeless homos

Why am not ecstatic? I’ve done everything that’s supposed to make me happy. Such convoluted character development.

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

Man Ajax is so real like oh no Odysseus won the armor guess I’ll just die