I Know Its The Mets, But This Is The Coolest Shit I’ve Ever Seen A Human Being Do

I love Hector and Achilles so much why’d daddy Zeus have to make them fight :(

I give up actually im not a person who has friends

Emperor Nero:

French fries? No thanks I only do that to Christian’s

I picked the wrong character to steal a personality from and now I’m going on my villain arc. Try to stop me.

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

hello my name is indigo crayola. you pencilled my father. prepare to dye

So silly when straight friends slap my ass with a stretchy hand. Do it yourself, coward.

Apollo was not in the right for cursing Cassandra I can’t stand some of yall

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out