Instead Of Coffee, Get Tased By The Police This Morning. Its Electrifying.

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

I <3 dicegay

had to get this out of my system. good game.

I’m kinda confused

I just read the Posthomerica by Quintus Smyrnaeus and it stated that Hectors son was killed by unspecified Greeks. I had always believed that it was Odysseus because of Epic and other sources in popular media. Was this just added to improve his character arc, or was it stated that it was Odysseus in the Odyssey or another source?

A friend who hasn’t talked to me for years despite my attempts to reach out just contacted me again and apologized, so of course I instantly forgave him and acted like I wasn’t hurt by it at all.

No one give me power. I would be so terrible with it and probably get myself killed. Also give me power

15

blew

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

To the person I have known for most of my life and have spent more time with than anyone else excluding my parents:

“So, are we like friends?”

I look around on this lovely day and see no one. Do they not know the pleasures of the outside world? Are they, like I was not ten minutes ago cooped up in the comfort of their homes? Buffoons. Come outside and face the sunlight.