Gun's Barbie To Me

im sorry there’s no way

there’s no way these two IDIOTS

who look at each other like THIS

and care about one another like THIS

are heterosexual best of friends™️

please just fuck & get married

These are explained perfectly. These are exactly how i feel about Dickbabs too. It's a typical boring ship that holds back the characters instead of letting them grow up and move forward with other people Nothing new or exciting about it.

Wally: Is

Wally: Is that my sweatshirt??

Kon: oh. haha yeah, i guess it is. do you want it back?

Wally: i mean its fine, i have a million but,,,, why do you have my sweatshirt?

Kon: well you see, Tim is probably the biggest Clothes Thief on the planet, and he steals my clothes all the time but i he’s tiny and none of his clothes fit me so when i steal something back its almost always an article of clothing that he stole from someone else which is the only reason he owns something large enough for me to wear. i stole this hoodie from Tim, who stole it from Dick, who I’m assuming stole it from you.

Wally: and you don’t find that strange?

Kon: no. Bro, you’re my boyfriend-in-law.

Wally:

Kon:

Roy: *walks in wearing a shirt that obviously belongs to Kon*

Wally: Roy, that is Literally Kon’s shirt

Roy: no biggie, we’re boyfriends-in-law so its cool

Wally:

Kon:

Roy:

Wally: WH-

BL Fans truly are at the point of disgusting me. People claim to want more lgbt representation. You claim to support lgbt people…and yet when Zee and Nunew bravely come out and you have actual Thai people who tell you what the interview actually says you say it’s fan service and fake. You trash talk them, call them liars, and says disgusting things about them. How much more do these men have to say before you finally listen to them and believe them? It makes me think that you don’t support actual lgbt people. It’s been proven time and time again by the way you all talk about them. You have posts about Tong coming out and people supporting him…and then people say it’s obvious Zee and Nunew can’t be real because Zee doesn’t fit your stereotype of what a queer man must look like. During a time when they are most vulnerable and a time when they should be given support for coming out in a country with no rights for lgbt couples….instead the BL community has decided to turn their back on them. As someone who is lgbt…it disgusts me. The year is 2022. If Het costars can fall in love then so can lgbt costars. I will be supporting them because it is the right thing to do. I wish them nothing but happiness. 🌈

something about eddie starting the episode by saying he wants chris to choose him and ending the episode by saying ermmm acktually, i'm not giving you a choice you're my son! you're with me!! and the possibility for a parallel with buck and sitting, waiting, wanting buck to choose him and then saying, fuck it, you're coming with me, you're my wife!!!

Aziraphale’s phone rings.  He answers, expecting it to be Crowley.  But to his surprise, it’s a demon he’s never met.

“I’m Crowley’s replacement,” the demon says.  “He’s not done anything impressive lately, and Downstairs doesn’t like how ineffective he is at keeping you in line.  So now he’s shuffling paperwork and scooping up hellhound shit while I do his job for him.”

“Ah… I see,”  Aziraphale says icily.  “Well, I most assuredly do not look forward to working with you.”

The demon laughs.  “Feeling’s mutual.”

Twenty-four hours later, the demon is very surprised to find himself discorporated in his sleep.  He can’t explain what happened, he has absolutely no idea.

“Don’t let it happen again,” Beelzebub says, annoyed, and sends the demon back up.

After a mere three days, the demon ends up discorporated again.

A new replacement is sent up.  This one lasts for a week and a day.

A third replacement is sent up.  This one lasts for exactly four hours.

Three demons are sent up next time.  Two manage to stay alive for at least five months.  In that time, they botch four very important temptations, and the citizens of London inexplicably find their daily lives much improved in thousands of little ways.  Traffic and pollution are nonexistent, injury and illness are miraculously avoided.  Church attendance is up five hundred percent, and every politician and CEO is struck by the urge to donate as much money as possible to charity.  There’s a general feeling of contentedness and goodwill in the air that wasn’t there before.  It feels downright heavenly.

Suddenly, Beelzebub is having a very hard time finding anyone to take Crowley’s post.  Bribes and threats make no difference.  The rumors have spread and only grown more disturbing in the telling.  Not one demon is willing to go up there and face the cold, calculated, merciless wrath of the angel known as Aziraphale.

Crowley absolutely loses it when someone gets around to telling him.  “Y’know, I could’ve warned you,” he says gleefully.  “Been working with him for thousands of years.  I know exactly how much of a bastard he can be.”

After running the numbers and seeing how many souls they’ve lost to Heaven in the past year, Beelzebub gives up and concludes that trying to replace Crowley is a massive waste of resources Hell can’t afford.

After one year, Aziraphale receives another phone call.  He answers, with bated breath, and nearly shouts for joy when he hears a familiar voice.

“Hi, angel.  Lunch on me?”

#percy “i'm not arguing with someone who has big brown eyes. whatever you say beautiful” jackson

1.06 | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!

#evan buckley but it's just him progressively getting more unhinged over eddie

This has definitely already been done by now but I don't care I'm excited for this movie