Wally: Is
Wally: Is that my sweatshirt??
Kon: oh. haha yeah, i guess it is. do you want it back?
Wally: i mean its fine, i have a million but,,,, why do you have my sweatshirt?
Kon: well you see, Tim is probably the biggest Clothes Thief on the planet, and he steals my clothes all the time but i he’s tiny and none of his clothes fit me so when i steal something back its almost always an article of clothing that he stole from someone else which is the only reason he owns something large enough for me to wear. i stole this hoodie from Tim, who stole it from Dick, who I’m assuming stole it from you.
Wally: and you don’t find that strange?
Kon: no. Bro, you’re my boyfriend-in-law.
Wally:
Kon:
Roy: *walks in wearing a shirt that obviously belongs to Kon*
Wally: Roy, that is Literally Kon’s shirt
Roy: no biggie, we’re boyfriends-in-law so its cool
Wally:
Kon:
Roy:
Wally: WH-
people talk about how jason must’ve been the biggest menace in the batfam as a street kid
but at the age of 9 dick was literally planning a revenge murder and had No regard for bruce’s orders or authority as a parent
tim was a rich kid that wouldn’t know adult supervision if it was murdered by a boomerang, who stalked the bats across gotham, discovered their identities, and strong-armed bruce into giving him robin at 13
steph was fighting crime before bruce even got to her and she proceeded to never once listen to him in her life
cass and damian, i love them, but they were Feral. absolute Gremlin children
then there was jason who liked going to school and was just happy to be there
*during the tsunami*
Chris: I want my daddy!
Buck, wistful: I want your daddy too.
I honestly don’t know why people think that Katniss would tell us that Effie Trinket has a sister even if we assume that she knows this information. Katniss barely told us that Peeta has brothers. As in, we never learn the names of Peeta’s brothers. Katniss isn’t telling us a damn thing about Effie’s family members unless it is directly relevant to the plot.
I don’t want buddie because it would be hot to watch them make out or have sex or whatever bullshit some fans clearly wanted all along. I don’t want surface level lust for buddie.
I want them holding hands and being casually affectionate. I want them waking up in the morning together and eating breakfast as a family and taking Christopher to school together. I want pet names and prolonged eye contact and gentle smiles. I want them having tough conversations and disagreeing but still coming to a compromise because they love each other and value what they have together. I want Christopher calling buck dad and for them to have little inside jokes and have him bragging to his friends about having not one, but TWO firefighter dads. I want them defending one another against their parents and their massive expectations and their unwillingness to change even in the face of the long lasting pain they’ve inflicted on their children. I want them sharing their trauma and helping with pt exercises and talking about chronic pain. I want a wedding and more kids and a long lasting relationship that’s built on mutual respect and friendship and understanding.
I don’t just want sex or make out scenes.
I want romance. I want love.
The fact that David Tennant could have asked for the opening skit to be all about Dr. Who (allegedly his most broadly known work and also the most recently aired) and bring Catherine Tate or any other celebrity friend as his guest star…
Yet he still chose to do it about a very niche work like Staged, prominently featuring Michael Sheen, while subjecting the entire industry (not just Britain media) to their weirdly intimate dynamic…
Just wow. Power move. They’re a set, do not separate.
“You know I wouldn’t”
“I know you wouldn’t”
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“I had to do it”
“I know you did”
Eddie coming out of the "you can have my back" scene like good now I can have a normal relationship with my new coworker, only for Buck to have fully baby Duck imprinted on him and they will now be at most 3 inches apart at all times
not an explicit gay porn blog rb my post to say that bt is more intimate than buddie……
they’re also reblogging posts saying lou is responsible for the uptick in viewership as well as completely misrepresenting the network switch….
(also the referencing buddie shippers as “people” bc they’ve decided to completely dehumanize us meanwhile they are the ones doing the harassing of actors/crew… lfj was being called out on racist behavior, not being budllied bc poetry weren’t blowing sunchine up a nepo baby’s ass)
as well as reblogging multiple buddie/buddie shipper posts( @jackwhiteprophetic )and saying things like “you misspelled tommy” or using them to soundboard their love of oliver (which don’t get me wrong i love oliver and id much rather people speak positively about him than the delusional fucks who have been harassing him but coming from a bt shipper it always feels so off to me idk)
or blatantly saying buddie shippers are delusional while perpetuating this claim that buck (who has spent all of maybe 10 minutes of screentime with him) is completely head over heels in love with him
I’m sick of these people and i really hope the show doesn’t continue to just ignore everything they’ve done (especially for ryan and oliver’s sake) because these are the people who make fandom spaces toxic. these are the reasons tv shows/media refuses to acknowledge fan engagement (not that 9-1-1 is ignoring fan engagement). Tim Minear has been vocal about cakling out other people/groups in the fandom directly; he needs to keep that same energy and tell these people that they’re being the problem here.
I’m so sick of people trying to act like buddie hasn’t been THE ship for years while acting like this underdeveloped character and this likewarm representation of a ship are somehow the holy grail of queer media.
Not to mention the fact that I once got a flag on my account saying they deleted a post for “explicit nudity” because i had posted a picture w a shirtless guy in it, but they can post/reblog literal PORN and they’re just labeled as a “mature account” by tumblr.
(now im not a prude, i know porn/sex work is s real job, but tumblr can’t just pick and choose who it wants to allow to post porn or not)
but who knows; after all i’m just a delusional buddie shipper so 🤷
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