Santa Deniers On Science-mas Eve Hearing Charles Darwin Evolving Down The Chimney

Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

we are so back !!!!!!!

this episode of welcome to night vale really fucked me up folks

i will NEVER get over martin blackwood. lied about having a middle name. fell in love with his boss. objectively bad poet. records said bad poetry on company time. self proclaimed “antichrist’s plus one.” unbelievably catty. asked jon to kill oliver banks bc he woke jon up from a coma. realized peter lukas was lying due to his shitass self esteem. truly the character ever

I open a university offer email...I'm nervous to see if I've been rejected or not...I read it out loud to my family...

"Hello Jon, apologies for the deception-"

Happy International Asexuality Day!