Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real
an extra hour in the brick pit
i will NEVER get over martin blackwood. lied about having a middle name. fell in love with his boss. objectively bad poet. records said bad poetry on company time. self proclaimed “antichrist’s plus one.” unbelievably catty. asked jon to kill oliver banks bc he woke jon up from a coma. realized peter lukas was lying due to his shitass self esteem. truly the character ever
i don't know if i'm stupid and just can't find anything but does anyone have access to the original forums in German? (the things from the TMA ARG Newsroom Translations but not translated). I missed the whole ARG due to school and I'd like to get through the original content myself :))
Jonny really said "you clowns should listen to an hour of clown music today" huh...
santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney
this episode of welcome to night vale really fucked me up folks
I made a meme cause I was struck with an idea a few days ago