Imagine If We All Just Started Ignoring Celebrities Tho

the never ending battle i have with myself: do i have a crush on them or do i just really want to be their friend?

Art by Dominik Mayer

It’s time to play: Do I Have A Crush On Them Or Am I Just Starved Of Human Interaction?

In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time 

He just wanted a cHeEk SmOoCh

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

isn’t this true tho

I feel like things would go a lot better if everyone would bear in mind that the way people act on Tumblr is not necessarily indicative of the way they act in real life.

update: they did know.

i have cavities...

me: *is late to the dentist*

me *brushes teeth as if i have literal shit in my mouth*

me: they will never know