Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Try Drinking Pond Water

I have little legs and little wings and a little segmented body

Yeah that’s an idea I might love

Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>

They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends

im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Dipping you in a river of estradiol and holding onto you by the ankle and when you're pulled out you've grown cat ears

Just read an interesting article about how scientists in the 1960s found a way to capture sunlight in little bottles, and the very wealthy would pay to have the sunlight injected into their faces to brighten the dark circles under their eyes. Unfortunately this had the side effect of making them immortal, which they were furious about, and they were going to sue for millions of dollars (a kind of American money), but the scientists came back to them with a compromise solution: they invented a way to split the rich people's souls into innumerable tiny pieces, so the burden of living would be spread out and dispersed, and these pieces soon turned into earthworms, beetles and millipedes--and this is how all the creatures of the dirt came to be.