Hi It Seems Like You Made A Post But Forgot To Make It About Me?

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

it's piss everywhere monday

important questions to run by your sexual partners:

are you having sex with me because of my posts?

do you find it attractive when i Blog?

A Car (ka-er) was a primitive type of civilian hardsuit that saw widespread use on the planet Earth (disambuguation in footnotes) through the early 19th - late 22nd centuries, primarily for the purpose of transporting lesbians across large distances so they could gather for ritual purposes.

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

i cant wait to be 31 to have sex

they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well

things that can be piqued

-Interest

-Curiosity

-Appetite

things that cannot be piqued

-Nuclear submarine

-Epson ET-2800 Inkjet Printer

-Regular submarine