A Bit Surprised That Tumblr Isn’t Doing Any Of Its Typical Silly Cutesy Key-jangling Shit This April

i always felt the artstyle for Nintendo DS Alice in Wonderland was the most peak shit ever

tbh The Emoji Movie should’ve came out like several years later in the 2020’s instead of like,,,, 2016 or some shit. because that would mean they would obviously put in the “erm actually 🤓” emoji as a semi-important character to reflect what dumb emoji memes were there at the time, and i think it would actually be a pretty genius choice.

Imagine him being like this incompetent comic-relief right hand man of the main smiley girl villain, she’s all cheerful and confident and shit while he’s all shivering stuttering and nervous, and he tells her “e-ermmm acktually if you deploy the anti-intruder robots against these guyss NOW it’s gonna cause a hyuuge disaster and everyone in Emojitown will, errrmm, die???” and then Smiler’s like “SHHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPP NEEERD DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!! teehee anyways 🥰”

(bonus points if the nerd ends up betraying smiler and joins the heroes and ends up using his super smart nerd skills to kill her off for good lol)

why does a cup of cold water from one of these bad boys hit so different

second fastest record time I ever blocked an artist was when I found out on a separate social of theirs that they were being a super buddy-buddy participant in Mx. Gl*tchedpuppet's Fun-time Groomer Cult

fastest record time I ever blocked an artist I followed was when they reblogged a post with the tag "I like the murderloli"

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

died from smokin a fat one

ace attorney character named Meryl Wana

One time I had a dream where Vivziepop made a Hazbin Hotel gacha game.

It looked a lot like Skullgirls in terms of aesthetics and UI design except with a looooottt more red. The characters were presented in a "cards" form and were in the same artstyle as the show, I think Sir Pentious was an SSR rarity card. I don't remember what the gameplay looked like but I felt it would've been kinda ass

Even in my own internal dream-logic I thought to myself in the dream "of COURSE Vivzie would spend so much money on something incredibly stupid like a gacha game instead of what's truly important"

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

whenever i look through stuff about shipping dynamics and someone mentions “the grumpy and sunshine” dynamic I legit cant think of anything else but the fuckin names of those two care bears

seriously i literally cant avoid it