If You Don't Terrify People A Little Bit Then What's The Point

Me when i joined the spn family.

"With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out"

- The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet Act II Scene II

Darling is such a faggy word thank you language for giving us this

this tweet gets me lmao

DM: There’s also a door behind you

Rogue: there’s a door behind me? Oh gosh I didn’t even see it

DM: Well I pointed it out to you but you ignored me

Rogue: Listen I have 1, 2, 3, 4 kids yelling and my wife yelling at me!

Paladin: Alright, you don’t need to rub it in

DM: We get it, you have sex

Rogue: Half of these fuck trophies aren’t even mine.

Bard: FUCK TROPHIES, HOLD ON! *laughing*

DM: FUCK– *cackling* JESUS!

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

Sometimes a Honda Odyssey is a metaphor for gay sex

Do yall ever just

don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head