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Concussion Masterlist

Pairing: Dean x Reader Fandom: Arrow/Supernatural Status: Ongoing

Concussion When facing a witch, she finds interest in one of your comic books. Things turn south after she decides to have a little too much fun.

Concussion Part 2 You search for Dean with Oliver’s help.

Concussion Part 3 Dean and Sam’s path to the hospital is interrupted when a certain vigilante’s heart is set on finding out how you know so much about his life.

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

I need to know if this is true because it is amazing!!! XD

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head

Do yall ever just

Sometimes a Honda Odyssey is a metaphor for gay sex

What You Want

Characters: CastielXReader ft. Sam and Dean Winchester

Word Count: 1578

A/N: Written for @thewhiterabbit42’s Disney Writing Challenge quote #1 from Beauty and the Beast: “I want to do something for her… but what?”/ “Well, there’s the usual things – flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…” You’re feeling down and Castiel wants to do something special for you. Fluff.

The blue-eyed seraph sighs. It’s not any old run of the mill lungful of lament. Rather, his ribcage expands and contracts expelling a celestial force gale wind to roil the adjacent air of the bunker’s library. The atmospheric onslaught ends in an aggravated thundering grumble of a particularly naughty Enochian curse that would make the high pontiff himself the Pope blush, but which, meaning incomprehensible to present company, flushes no flesh.

Seated downwind, hair ruffled in the frustrated gust, Sam peers up from his vantage point across the table and closes the cover of the lore book propped in the nook of his lanky stacked legs. He ponders his angelic friend’s blustery expression for a split second and tentatively asks, “You say something, Cas?”

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Impossible Masterlist

Pairings: Mattheo Riddle x fem!Soulmate!Potter!reader

Warnings: Swearing, some angst and my shitty writing.

Summary: Mattheo and the reader are made for each other, literally. In a world where soulmates are connected through physical and emotional pain and a tattoo on the back of their left wrist, Mattheo and the reader must struggle to find a way to cope with the fact that their soulmate is on the opposing team.

Main Masterlist

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Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five