Here's To Lucifer!! Have A Lovely Day!

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

✨BATSTARION BURRITO✨

He seems to like it

Drawing Batstarion gives me so much serotonin❤️❤️😭😭

Master List

This is a master list of what I have so far as of 05/05/18

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Not taking any of Crayola’s shit today.

DM: There’s also a door behind you

Rogue: there’s a door behind me? Oh gosh I didn’t even see it

DM: Well I pointed it out to you but you ignored me

Rogue: Listen I have 1, 2, 3, 4 kids yelling and my wife yelling at me!

Paladin: Alright, you don’t need to rub it in

DM: We get it, you have sex

Rogue: Half of these fuck trophies aren’t even mine.

Bard: FUCK TROPHIES, HOLD ON! *laughing*

DM: FUCK– *cackling* JESUS!

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

You Pray To Your Angel, Mine Prays To Me: Masterlist

Castiel is in Hell, and helps his master rule. Helps his master rule MY court, in MY King’s absense. Castiel hates the way his master looks at me, and it makes him even more determined to make me bow. But does Castiel really understand who he’s dealing with?

Warnings: Warnings: Demon!Dean, FallenAngel!Castiel, Non-con, Angst, Violence, Smut (18+ ONLY), Manipulation, AU-Canon Divergence, Torture, Dom/Sub tones

AN: Formerly posted on my ao3 account, but removed due to hiatus.

Chapter One: I Will Not Bow

Chapter Two: Obey

Chapter Three: The Beginings of Revenge

Chapter Four: Confrontation

Chapter Five: The Deal

Chapter Six: Sunday School Stories

Eventual Chapters: 

Chapter Seven [Unwritten]

Chapter Eight [Unwritten]

Chapter Nine [Unwritten]

Chapter Ten [Unwritten]

*THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*

HONESTLY THERES SO MUCH HATE TOWARDS GABRIEL BECAUSE OF 13x18

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE LEFT, DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HE LEFT BUT STILL SUPPORT HIM, OR JUST STILL LOVE HIM AND DONT CARE ABOUT WHY HE LEFT

WE NEED MORE GABE SUPPORTERS