One Of The Funniest Things I Ever Experienced Was When I Went To Go See John Mulaney Live, And Halfway

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

Reblog if you support Brendon Urie coming out as Pansexual

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4 years ago

Not our usual content but incredibly important!

For more information on the Batang Toru dam, the Tapanuli orangutan and how you can help, please check out the links below:

BBC article | Batang Toru website | Pacific Standard article

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2 years ago

Impossible Masterlist

Pairings: Mattheo Riddle x fem!Soulmate!Potter!reader

Warnings: Swearing, some angst and my shitty writing.

Summary: Mattheo and the reader are made for each other, literally. In a world where soulmates are connected through physical and emotional pain and a tattoo on the back of their left wrist, Mattheo and the reader must struggle to find a way to cope with the fact that their soulmate is on the opposing team.

Main Masterlist

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

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7 years ago

Home for the Holidays Masterlist

Gabriel is back and being targeted by a group of demons, both for unknown reasons, but there’s just one problem: he’s completely human. The Winchesters assign you the task of protecting him until they can figure out what’s going on. You call in one of the few favors you have left, which sends you both to a remote New England town for the holidays.

A Place to Start

Miles to Go

Little Talks

Ground Rules

Fragments

Night and Day

The Memories Remain

Out of the Dark

The Inbetween

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