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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

I’d give up a vertebra for these goofballs

Big day for the horse girls out there

i have plans the haters will sabotage

can confirm

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

Ok ok I’ll do The Thing!! I ought to go on a date with him first though

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

I feel like I’ve been here before

NOOOO SHINJI ITS OKK

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

Dear writers I swear to FREAKING GOD if you don’t touch on this in an episode it’s over

When Adrien found out that all his friends were in a superhero group without him

pee pee poo poo

i took that personally

awwww cute snek

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.