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foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

Good grief the grind is over.

When you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, do you not become the waiter yourself?

Had a dream about a REALLY awful Deltarune movie adaptation. Dont remember much but i do remember:

Kris was un-they/them-ed. they gendered the non gendered protag

Dark worlds were just ??? Not a thing ??? The events of the game still happened but not in a dark world for some reason

THEY GOT RID OF LANCER. MY BOY.

Ralsei was reduced to “annoying nerdy sidekick of the Super Cool Protagonist”

The elevator scene in ch1 where susie joins your party was instead susie confessing her love to Kris. In ch2 she was transformed into a good feminine girl by the power of heterosexual love (ew ew ew eugh ew)

In ch2 Berdly goes to save Noelle instead of Susie and they ended up together

Someone tell my subconscious to never inflict this vision upon me again

Big fan of characters realizing they don't get to die. They have to live. And grow. And be a person. And deal with shit they thought they'd never have to. And be fucked up about it. I would like more of this. Enough dying for honor or as redemption. It ain't. You're just a corpse. There is no moral value in dirt time.

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I don't really know what about me make it look like I'm a adult with a salary and funds... I'm a broke high school student.

I will spread the message, however.

*at the zoo*

hobie: what are they in for?

miles: this isn't prison

hobie: so they can leave?

miles: no, but-

pavitr, pointing at a giraffe: i bet that one murdered someone

albedo sees an opportunity to cause psychic damage to everyone within hearing range. he takes it.

what's with these IQ 500 characters and their "weak"/"feeble" talk