Had A Dream About A REALLY Awful Deltarune Movie Adaptation. Dont Remember Much But I Do Remember:

Me: Okay, I am finally posting something on ao3, but I want it to be posted on Saturday

Me: *makes a typo*

Me: Oops, let me change that.

Me: *accidentally posts the chapter*

Me:...

Well... I guess enjoy the thing I posted: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54260500/chapters/137411920

hi pyegg

Yes. All hail me, the Great(?) Pyegg, keeper of our dnd campaign and the only reason you people are still functioning.

POV Ur trying to go to the girls bathroom.

Notice there isn’t a line for men

When you wait for the waiter at a restaurant, do you not become the waiter yourself?

what's with these IQ 500 characters and their "weak"/"feeble" talk

Chaos in the Fandom House (Feature Random Ocs)

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

Chapter Two of the Script is Out!

Here's a link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54260500/chapters/137832220

Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.

Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.

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