Bizarre Shower Thoughts: Is There A Market For Guys Who Just Want To Eat Girls Out? And How Much Would

Bizarre shower thoughts: Is there a market for guys who just want to eat girls out? And how much would it be worth?

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9 years ago
I Don't Know Who This Max Fill Guy Is, But That Fucker Needs To Stop Putting Limits On My Bottles.

I don't know who this Max Fill guy is, but that fucker needs to stop putting limits on my bottles.


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7 years ago
I Have The Same Stein.

I have the same stein.


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9 years ago

It's just like ordinary, everyday experience, only two inches from the ground. Of course it'd be my favorite piece by Audiomachine that's an industry release... They really did capture the feeling.


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9 years ago
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z
Brutal Easter Goodies. -z

Brutal Easter goodies. -z


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9 years ago

I've determined I am incredibly unattractive. Body is one thing; that isn't bad and can be worked on. My face, though. It's not even the skin. Its very structure is horrid. Other people have well-defined features, and mine is just this weird oval that has an uneven jaw, nose, and eyes. For your safety, I can't provide a picture.


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8 years ago

I would like to point out if Putin is ecstatic to work with you as President of the US, it's not a compliment. It means you're so retarded he could take over your country because it looks like a good deal to you.


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8 years ago

It really sucks missing some people.

9 years ago

No one else thinks it's disturbing?

I'm not sure when this "daddy" craze began, but it seems to have picked up in the last few years. Why? No one else finds it exceedingly troubling there are guys who insist on being called "daddy"? The only people I'd ever want to call me that are my kids. Or, is that the point? These guys have some deep-seated child rape/incest fantasies they satiate by demanding their significant other pretend to be a helpless prepubescent? And the flip side: Girls who have some father-figure obsession. I get the dominant relationship thing. "Master" and "sir" I get. Bondage, pain, biting, slapping, choking, forcing, &ct all make sense. "Daddy" makes me queasy.


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8 years ago

I haven't slept well since two nights during my junior year of high school. It's been twelve years of pain since, and of the things I've forgotten, those two nights are still with me. Would be nice to have those happen again.


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