Absolutely Not, She's A Grade-a Milf And She Will Not Be Denied Her Tumblr Sexywoman Status

i wonder if you attended a church sermon and every time they say amen you said almond and see how long it takes them to notice

people use the name of sweet foods as terms of endearment i.e sugar, honey, honeybuns, sweetiepie, but why do they never use savoury food?? like if someone called me their findus crispy pancake i’d fall head over heels

portable slime gargoyle 

ai generated cats

my artistic rendition of john lennon eating peas.

there is no context.

youtube poop hologram concert

i'll never forget the day i cheated the system and bought a copy of mario 3d allstars on april 1st, screw u bintebno i'll have my bing bing wahoo another day

tasebuds  -  a poem

the abysmal taste of misery

lay potent on my tongue

bitter lashes of bad breath

pool around my senses.

sweet daylight meets not my minds eye

and fresh nourishing wind avoids me,

only stale stagnant thoughts

and a hint of coffee.