My Artistic Rendition Of John Lennon Eating Peas.

idea: the vine of the guy dropping spaghetti from his pockets and stuffing it back in while crying but it's ringo and his suitcase of beans

christmas in february lmao

no, thats nell gwyn, you're thinking of neil bush, pretty sure he was a singer in the seventies

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

meme school

trigger warning lol this is gonna get pretty deep

those “bri’ish” jokes really aren’t funny.

i can’t be bothered to type a full set of paragraphs detailing how poor my mental health is, so i’ll keep it short and simple.

DON’T MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T CHANGE; FOR EXAMPLE, THEIR NATIONALITY.

i didn’t choose to be born into this country, i didn’t choose to be born the way i did, and being mocked and grouped in with those kinds of people has absolutely done a number to my mental health which has been poor since childhood. it’s affected me so badly so that last year it pushed me to the point of attempting suicide multiple times. i’ve been consistently suicidal and have attempted it a few times over the last few years, but after seeing those kinds of “jokes” my mental state has deteriorated incredibly. it probably seems quite selfish for me to whine about myself and my problems but there’s probably a lot of people out there who are experiencing a similar situation to me with this. we’re all people, we’re all human. and all i ask is for people to maybe stop and consider before mocking people for something that can’t be changed.

absolutely not, she's a grade-a milf and she will not be denied her tumblr sexywoman status

Okay big question,,,,,,, do you think the chicken run lady wouldve been a tumblr sexywoman if it'd come out later

tasebuds  -  a poem

the abysmal taste of misery

lay potent on my tongue

bitter lashes of bad breath

pool around my senses.

sweet daylight meets not my minds eye

and fresh nourishing wind avoids me,

only stale stagnant thoughts

and a hint of coffee.

i know the world is a cruel and chaotic place right now but don't let this distract you from the fact that kate bush was only 27 when she released hounds of love