the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.
Reblog your sneeze sounds!
Reblog if you think polyamorous people are valid
happy Thursday the 20th
Mike Wheeler and Nick Nelson.
I have nothing else to say.
My gender envy spectrum as a genderfluid:
He/Him - Spider-Man (And sometimes Peter Parker)
He/They - Peter Parker (But never Spider-Man)
He/It - Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)
It/That - Darwin (TAWOG)
It/They - The Collector (TOH)
She/It - Velma (Scooby Doo)
She/Her - Melissa (Milo Murphy's Law)
She/They - Fluttershy (MLP)
They/Them - Stan (IT book + 1990 + 2017)
N/A - Dave/Evan/Chris/C.C./Crying Child (FNAF)
I don't think I missed any... but yeah this is my personal simple gender envy graph thing... yeah
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
WRITEBLR HELLP
Where can I find accurate medical information on injuries. Like treatment, severity, and of course how long it would take to bleed out. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING-
T - Transphobic
R - Racist
A - Ableist
S - Sexist
H - Homophobic
True that yosayes on Ao3, true that.
Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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