The Sound I Make When I'm About To Sneeze Is The Sound Marv Makes When He Has A Spider On His Face.

the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.

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Happy Thursday The 20th

happy Thursday the 20th

Mike Wheeler and Nick Nelson.

I have nothing else to say.


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My gender envy spectrum as a genderfluid:

He/Him - Spider-Man (And sometimes Peter Parker)

He/They - Peter Parker (But never Spider-Man)

He/It - Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)

It/That - Darwin (TAWOG)

It/They - The Collector (TOH)

She/It - Velma (Scooby Doo)

She/Her - Melissa (Milo Murphy's Law)

She/They - Fluttershy (MLP)

They/Them - Stan (IT book + 1990 + 2017)

N/A - Dave/Evan/Chris/C.C./Crying Child (FNAF)

I don't think I missed any... but yeah this is my personal simple gender envy graph thing... yeah


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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

In my parents' closet

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Near the kitchen door

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Near my fucking bed

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

In our bathroom

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

And down the hallway

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

WRITEBLR HELLP

Where can I find accurate medical information on injuries. Like treatment, severity, and of course how long it would take to bleed out. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING-


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