Good Night.

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

girlfriend plushie

just thought u should know. im a lesbian but finding this blog and hearing the gabriel whimpering audio has made me question that. thanks a lot :/

HELP?!???

Is this disappointing for you? Sorry </3

He’s so babygirl, it’s alright. it doesn’t even count.

I love to think that they have two different ways of solving their problems :D

When your lieutenant is a green-eyed closet case

Fanart for this fantastic dangervag fic by stinging_nettle on ao3, go read it!

squeeze da bunny boy

(HE/HIM) 🐇‼️

Here we are, y'all. This is the first gif I have made in 10 years! Wow, it feels good to flex that muscle after a loooong rest. Maybe it's a bit choppy, but eh it's fine with me as long as I get to watch my meow meow Thanatos tonguing his Zagreus, heh

Drunk Luci is at it again (+ Some hcs of mine)

Eepy! (Yes, he's using Luci's head as a table)

Underworld boys cuddling in their spare time (again)