When Your Lieutenant Is A Green-eyed Closet Case

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me

squeeze da bunny boy

(HE/HIM) 🐇‼️

playtime's over

frame worship 💙💜

Underworld boys cuddling in their spare time (again)

What is this?

A side blog for anything I'm scared of posting on my main reblog account.

Which is: Shipping, Suggestive, and 18+ stuff. MOSTLY the latter meaning NO MINORS PLEASE.

please don't start strangling me for my interests or starting arguments. I don't want anything other than to indulge okay? okay. I'll keep problematic stuff off of here anyways.

I'll maybe draw some stuff 18+ too (censored/labeled correctly of course) and please, if you recognize my art style and figure out who i am, don't tell me :'( I'm embarrassed and fragile and don't wanna do anything of that.

I'm here to collect stuff, appreciate and enjoy.

I am so normal about your Adam and Steve, I am genuinely of sound mind and not crazy at all

Trust. me two 👊💥👍✌️I’m normal abt them

It’s amazing Hades hasn’t fired them yet