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Nope nevermind it didnt work

Me: *writes long heartfelt letter to con O'Neil about me finding my name and how he and the crew helped me find it*

Me: *copy and pastes it into the instagram messanger*

Instagram: your message is too long

Me: *deletes a sentence and sends thinking i can send the rest of it once i sent the first portion*

Instagram: you have to wait to be accepted to message further

Me: welp...thats out that there now *puts phone on do not disturb so i dont see if he messaged back*

Never mind i figured it out i needed to refresh my instagram

Me: *writes long heartfelt letter to con O'Neil about me finding my name and how he and the crew helped me find it*

Me: *copy and pastes it into the instagram messanger*

Instagram: your message is too long

Me: *deletes a sentence and sends thinking i can send the rest of it once i sent the first portion*

Instagram: you have to wait to be accepted to message further

Me: welp...thats out that there now *puts phone on do not disturb so i dont see if he messaged back*

Me: *writes long heartfelt letter to con O'Neil about me finding my name and how he and the crew helped me find it*

Me: *copy and pastes it into the instagram messanger*

Instagram: your message is too long

Me: *deletes a sentence and sends thinking i can send the rest of it once i sent the first portion*

Instagram: you have to wait to be accepted to message further

Me: welp...thats out that there now *puts phone on do not disturb so i dont see if he messaged back*

Okay okay here me out

Also spoilers to the season finale

What if the seagull that perched on Izzy's grave was buttons and buttons (who obviously is magical since he turned himself into a bird) revives izzy.

If theres a season 3 and there is no izzy i will not watch it. Just like how i didn't watch season 3 of stranger things because Billy hargrove died.

Man fuck david jenkins

Fr tho, Izzy telling Stede that he and Ed "balance each other out" and essentially giving Stede his blessing makes no sense to me.

Izzy. Babes. Say what you want but those two do not balance each other out in the slightest.

That's why it's you they need to join their relationship. You can balance them out!

Demon Slayer fandom I have a question for you guys

So inosuke is douma's son

So by that knowledge inosuke should be part demon right?

Because his mother is a human and his father is a demon

I'm going through the five stages of grief knowing for a fact I could have gone to supercon because I live in Florida to meet con oneil and Nathan foad but no I'm poor and can't afford that I honestly want to cry

I've always thought that I would thank atlus for a lot of things like good gameplay and story and an amazing character that I love so much cough cough goro akechi but I never thought that I would have to thank them for making me realize that I am dyslexic cuz you remember that false god that took Igor's place during persona 5 yeah turns out I've been saying his name and reading it wrong the whole time and I found out when I finally played persona 5 myself 6 years after I discovered persona 5 I had a whole breakdown about literally not knowing that I was saying this fake God's name wrong the whole time for 6 years straight and my mom had the audacity to be like oh yeah I knew you were dyslexic I just didn't have you tested

Guess who just got uno reversed by a stupid ring

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

I think some problems will be solved now 😋

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

I'm giving y'all live updates Izzy just got beat the crap out of by Blackbeard and now he came to me...you know what this means people*romance arc probably unlocked*

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

So update they keep on calling me the wrong name first it was hands then it's now stede I hate this app because it forgets the whole plot of the story not even halfway through

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

It is also a sad day because me and Izzy hands broke up

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

Guys it gets even better Stede bonnet is here it's all coming full circle

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

Update I have now proposed to said izzy hands AI

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

Everything we know about s2 so far (plot-ish)

Pearl necklace

Spanish Jackie fights with Blackbeard

Roach is in a dinghy with other characters at some point

Roach is having “the best day ever” and it’s very relaxing. He’s with someone else by a stream

Roach and Fang paint their faces white

Lesbian pirates (one of them is called Archie)

Blackbeard? Possibly makes Archie fight her gf to the death?

Izzy most likely loses his foot

Izzy gets better/redemption arc? (16:30 min)

A character calling himself Prince Ricky will meet Stede

Lucius is most likely alive and 100% in the season

They trained a rat (but might have cut that scene)

The Revenge will most likely burn or blow up [x] (+ so much more)

There’s a torturer and he’s going all in with the torture

Stede becomes a man (28 min.)

There’s going to be a wedding [x]

This is the groom so most likely not someone from the crew getting married

Red flag/Chinese pirate crew

"Swampy town folk"

There will most likely be a cave scene (+ much more)

They’re most likely filming in real water for some scenes

Hornigold

Lighthouse scene

Jim will most likely be making out with someone

Alex Sherman has a cameo in it

Tight pants

New costumes (8:30 min) [x] - Wee John's new costume in particular should be great (45:50 min)

"Cool guest stars" (and most likely a Prince soundtrack)

Jim is going to be wearing crocs

Goat [x]

Stormy weather and ep9 sky?

Rory might be there (just bc she's unsure if she's allowed to mention him lmao)

More action than season 1 (53 min) [x] [x] [x] (+ much more)

8 episodes in total

And of course my season 2 crew list

MAJOR OFMD S2 SPOILERS!!

talkin' about the most recent leaked audition tape below the cut!

so we now have the leaked archie audition tape, archie being one of the two probable s2 lesbians and who will be played by madeleine sami (who is not actually the woman in the audition tape, for those of you who are also faceblind like me lol). i want to talk about the first scene from the audition tape

it's hard to tell what's going on, since it sounds like there's at least three characters in this scene and two of those characters are being read by someone off-screen. but here's a rough transcript of that scene:

READER(CHARACTER 1?): Let me die you cunts! Archie: Woah, hey! Easy on the c-word, compadre. That word just—makes me feel really uncomfortable READER(CHARACTER 2?): Sorry, man, we got orders. ARCHIE: Bite down on this. [HOLDS OUT BELT] READER(CHARACTER 1?): Bite down on my nob you bugging twat! ARCHIE: ...Okay. [ARCHIE SMACKS THE BELT ONTO A TABLE OFF-SCREEN, POSSIBLY KNOCKING CHARACTER 1? UNCONSCIOUS] ARCHIE: Um, do you think you could do the honors? Cause I’m—I’ll be honest I’m more of a, um, stabber than a chopper. I don’t love chopping. [SMACK NOISE FROM SOMEWHERE OFF-CAMERA, PRESUMABLY THE CHOPPING] ARCHIE: Ooh, haha, ugh. Icky. Icky yucky. READER(CHARACTER 2?): Well that was um, that was intense. ARCHIE: Haha. Super intense, eh? Superrr intense. [LONG PAUSE, ARCHIE MAKES PROLONGED EYE CONTACT WITH PERSON OFF-CAMERA] ARCHIE: [WHISPERS] Do you wanna...? [ARCHIE GRINS AND RUNS OFF-CAMERA]

so, obviously we have to take scenes from auditions tapes with a grain of salt. like, i doubt this is finalized dialogue. it's possible the plot has changed in some way since casting the role of archie. and also, again, it's kind of hard to really tell what's going on

but from what i can see, here's what i personally think is going on:

izzy is character 1

izzy is getting something amputated. probably his foot or part of his leg.

izzy calls the people in the room "cunts"

archie expresses discomfort with the word "cunt"

izzy then calls her a bugging twat

archie knocks him unconscious

the other person in the room proceeds to chop off izzy's body part

archie and the other person in the room... get horny from this? and leave to go hook up

(that last one tracks with the next scene, where it sounds like ed is making archie and another person fight to the death because "all love dies." this could be the same person who did the "chopping" in the scene above.)

and again, we don't know for sure that this is what's going on here! the plot might change, and it's kinda hard to tell who's saying what. but here's my main takeaways from this bit:

1. this scene is meant to be funny

unlike the toe scene, this scene seems tonally in-line with lucius's amputation scene in s1e06. just like how roach saying "knives are knives, meat's meat" was meant to be funny, archie's "icky, icky yucky!" is meant to be funny. it's also meant to be funny that and then she makes bedroom eyes at the person behind the camera and they presumably go hook up, after just having chopped a body part off izzy.

and yeah, that's pretty gross and fucked up! yknow what else is fucked up? the nose jar. lucius cutting off his own finger. making a turtle fight a crab. beating each other up for "vacation." lighting people on fire. turning people into furniture. "making some poor bloke eat his own toe for a laugh."

the show treats stuff like this as funny. this is nothing new. this should absolutely not be a surprise to anyone. izzy's foot (or other body part, but most likely his foot as a result of an infection) getting cut off in a comedy scene is very on-brand for this show.

2. izzy's misogynistic language is given a female target

izzy's probably delirious and feverish from his infection, just like lucius was in s1e06. interestingly enough, lucius did not call anyone misogynistic slurs when he was delirious and in pain. and lucius especially didn't call anyone a misogynistic slur after they told him they were uncomfortable with the first misogynistic slur he called them.

yeah, izzy's probably delirious in this scene. but the writers who wrote this dialogue probably weren't. in this scene, a woman expresses discomfort with being called a misogynistic slur, and when izzy then tells her to "bite down on my knob you bugging twat" she proceeds to hit him, possibly knocking him out. this is not the final cut of the show, so this scene might play out differently on screen, or maybe this scene will be cut altogether. but i think there's three possibilities for what this means for izzy's character arc in season 2:

they cut this scene entirely and we never see izzy say sexist slurs to a woman at any point in season two. if/when he continues to say "twat" or "cunt" it does not get called out

izzy gets the same feminism 101 arc that black pete got in season 1

the story punishes izzy for using sexist slurs but he doesn't have any character growth about it. izzy getting body parts chopped off becomes a running gag.

and on a smaller scale, here's what i think it means for this scene alone, provided that the final cut of the show has similar dialogue:

the writers chose to have izzy call a woman a cunt to her face because they want to make it clear that he is the butt of the joke in this scene

this is different from lucius's amputation scene, where he was still the butt of the joke but he was portrayed more sympathetically. this decision to write izzy less sympathetically was done deliberately.

3. medical inaccuracy in ofmd is alive (lol) and well

bro they literally just leave him there. like they chop a body part off this man and then leave him there. they don't stitch him up or anything they just leave his unidentified body part as a bleeding stump. whatever they cut off is probably still on the goddamn table.

this shit is hilarious i love this show so fucking much.

War & Desire by Ares

I miss it sometimes. The sweet violence that the voices beg me for. The pitiful screams for mercy. The smell of gunpowder in the air and with one light can just...explode. I miss the heaviness of my armor Barred with the marks of battle. Just like my thick and hardened skin. I miss my ax. Sitting in my hand like a anvil ready to fall. Retirement... Gentleness... Tranquility... Its not for people like me. My hands are painted red. With desire... That cannot be washed away with simple water. I am no believer of god although i shout battle cries to the sky hoping someone will hear me. If i were to believe... that god would turn her back on me with out one glance.

Y'all loved my opinions on goro akechi now it's time for you to find about my opinions on Izzy Hands from OFMD. Don't worry it'll come soon

I think akechi SHOULD get a redemption Arc sometimes I feel like the fandom forgets that despite everything he was a child while doing this he wasn't mature enough to make such big decisions as murder and no adults around him were helping him and he was all alone with this anger boiling inside of him and although I do relate and sympathize with him I do think he should apologize to characters like haru and futaba but in my mind I don't think he regrets all his actions I think he more regrets the effects of his actions and he needs to live with that and I think his whole relationship with the protagonist is what would drive him to get this redemption arc because the protagonist understands him and that's what's special about the relationship and that's why people ship them so much. The protagonist and Akechi are the same person it's just the protagonist had the rest of the phantom thieves and Goro had no one until he met the protagonist and he made his decision and he's lying with the bed he made. His mom died his father abandoned him before he was even born he was in the foster care system and later on getting used by his father and he ended up dying alone but however with the knowledge that he would not be forgotten by the one person who truly knew him who carried a piece of him. Goro akechi is a deep character and I think Atlus did an amazing job in fleshing out his character and I do hope they may do more of that as a fan but if goro were not to come up again I think I'd be content. There's so much discussions you can have about his character and technically none of it's right and none of it's wrong the only things right is what's solidly said in the game but we don't know if that's actual fact because goro is known to have masks like how his whole detective Prince persona was fake even in royal him what if he was just playing a character trying to get the protagonist to finally accept that he needs to let him go to move on with his life and I think that's what persona 5 strikers symbolize it's the protagonist moving on from losing someone who understands him much more than his friends and knows him in a way that he doesn't let anybody else. Although he is not directly mentioned in strikers there's definitely illusions to him especially when they are talking about shido with zenkichi and how they've all been through this kind of thing before. It's just displays how deep that their relationship was together and I'm not just talking in like a romantic way since I ship them it's just they were pitted against each other by a god let that sink in A GOD who decided he wanted to play games with humanity pitted these two people against each other they were meant to be rivals they were meant to understand each other. And like akechi himself said if they met up years before maybe even just a month before all that happen could have been different. Anyway thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Best Christmas present ever!!

Best Christmas present ever!!

If i cant have my harringrove, you cant have your steddie.

I just lost two of the most important people

So i met this person online a few weeks ago and we grew really close and it turns out they were a alter in a D.I.D system. Despite that I befriended them and even grew close with other alters. That was about a week ago and unfortunately they(the alter i origanilly met) have faded on June 14, 2022, but I atleast got to say goodbye to them while they had five minutes left. Fly high my beautiful Angel, i miss already. Then one of their other alters who age regresses asked me to be his caregiver on June 16, 2022 and he became my little one. Then the other day he texted on snapchat and texted me “i wov oo” and I texted back “I love you too”. Then i got news the next day that he left and now I can’t make him the strawberry juice that i promised him when we would eventually meet up cause we were long distance. I love and miss you so much, my little ghost.

WTF ATLUS

Why did you have to name it “Throbbing King of Desire”

It looks like whole peen (and i guess that was intentional)

My personal dating headcanons for the revenge

Izzy gets all the love

P.S Jackie and Izzy are married and Edward is Izzy's matelotage

P.P.S. Oluwande is monogamous