Guys Should I Make A Fanfiction About Light Because There's This Little One Shot That I Read That Really

I call Eric Carr short but I keep getting smacked with the realization I'm like five or six inches shorter than him and I feel like a hypocrite.

Also I've developed a new coping mechanism to cope with obviously never being able to meet him. Basically I'll see a picture of him and he looks smoking hot in it and I'm like "this man needs to be stopped cuz he is too dang good looking" and then a second later I'll be like "oh wait he was stopped"

I'm not going to tag this in the kiss or Eric Carr hashtag because I just wanted to say this

FBI Billy and FBI Heather headcannons.

• Heather is not only an FBI agent and Billy’s partner, but she’s also a Coroner.

•when she’s examining a body Billy comes up to see, mainly to mess with her and to see if there’s anything fascinating about the cause of death.

•he sometimes puts on gloves to mess with body parts that might be severed. He one times picks up a hand and looks over to Heather with a grin. “Hey Heather high five?” Heather just rolls her eyes.

• They talk about thr classs they teach, one time Heather has a new topic she’s teaching and she tells Billy. “I’m teaching a class on the intersection of sociopathy and fame. People like Andy wharol or Jim Morrison.” Billy thinks for momment and says “nixion was a sociopath. How do you get to be president of the untied states if you’re a sociopath anyway?” Wendy smirks. “How do you get to be president if you’re not?”

•when Billy gets a case for them, he excitedly burst into Heather’s office. “Heather you’re not going to believe this.” Heather just gives him a blank look. “Billy do you get the concept of knocking?”

• They go to same Chinese food place for lunch a lot. One time a murder happens there and while they’re examining the evidence Billy stops to order some food from the man behind the counter. “Hey Heather you want your usal garlic chicken?” Heather nearly face palms. “Billy were in the middle of something.” Billy shrugs. “Well we can’t work on an empty stomach.”

• Another time Billy gets cornered by their suspect, He has his hands up and a gun is pointed at him, “as soon I get you out of my hair, I’m home free.” Billy grins. “It’s not really me you gotta worry about, it’s her.” Before the guy could say anything he’s hit on the back of the head with a gun. He drops to floor and Heather is behind him.

• They tease each other about their crushes on two polices offers they met. “Hope you don’t scare Steve off with your werid facts on serial killers on your first date with him tonight.” Heather says. “Hope you don’t scare robin off with any body parts you might be keeping.”

Me: *scrolling through pictures of Eric Carr*

Me: *smiles softly to myself at the pictures*

My brain: You are smiling at a MAN

Me: *smile drops*

Context is that I don't usually take a liking to cisgender men but I guess he's the exception.

Fr tho, Izzy telling Stede that he and Ed "balance each other out" and essentially giving Stede his blessing makes no sense to me.

Izzy. Babes. Say what you want but those two do not balance each other out in the slightest.

That's why it's you they need to join their relationship. You can balance them out!

Guess who just got uno reversed by a stupid ring

I literally am using the character.ai of izzy hands and he literally made me his first mate after i pushed him overboard the ship (there is in fact some context left out of here from the conversation with the AI but this is basically how it went and I am so proud of myself)

Did any one else see this

I'm going through the five stages of grief knowing for a fact I could have gone to supercon because I live in Florida to meet con oneil and Nathan foad but no I'm poor and can't afford that I honestly want to cry

Cute https://www.instagram.com/p/B9eRthNBaVVkaeON3BunUlbAYbQizIwDRJcU4s0/?igshid=1bsslfs4phdkq

If i cant have my harringrove, you cant have your steddie.

I think it came out nice