He's Just A Silly Little Guy ♥️😂

My personal dating headcanons for the revenge

Izzy gets all the love

P.S Jackie and Izzy are married and Edward is Izzy's matelotage

P.P.S. Oluwande is monogamous

The triplets names are literally pb&j (peanut butter and jelly)

I just lost two of the most important people

So i met this person online a few weeks ago and we grew really close and it turns out they were a alter in a D.I.D system. Despite that I befriended them and even grew close with other alters. That was about a week ago and unfortunately they(the alter i origanilly met) have faded on June 14, 2022, but I atleast got to say goodbye to them while they had five minutes left. Fly high my beautiful Angel, i miss already. Then one of their other alters who age regresses asked me to be his caregiver on June 16, 2022 and he became my little one. Then the other day he texted on snapchat and texted me “i wov oo” and I texted back “I love you too”. Then i got news the next day that he left and now I can’t make him the strawberry juice that i promised him when we would eventually meet up cause we were long distance. I love and miss you so much, my little ghost.

We're on a field trip and one of the busses breaks down. Guess it's time to listen to rockology for the first time

FBI Billy and FBI Heather headcannons.

• Heather is not only an FBI agent and Billy’s partner, but she’s also a Coroner.

•when she’s examining a body Billy comes up to see, mainly to mess with her and to see if there’s anything fascinating about the cause of death.

•he sometimes puts on gloves to mess with body parts that might be severed. He one times picks up a hand and looks over to Heather with a grin. “Hey Heather high five?” Heather just rolls her eyes.

• They talk about thr classs they teach, one time Heather has a new topic she’s teaching and she tells Billy. “I’m teaching a class on the intersection of sociopathy and fame. People like Andy wharol or Jim Morrison.” Billy thinks for momment and says “nixion was a sociopath. How do you get to be president of the untied states if you’re a sociopath anyway?” Wendy smirks. “How do you get to be president if you’re not?”

•when Billy gets a case for them, he excitedly burst into Heather’s office. “Heather you’re not going to believe this.” Heather just gives him a blank look. “Billy do you get the concept of knocking?”

• They go to same Chinese food place for lunch a lot. One time a murder happens there and while they’re examining the evidence Billy stops to order some food from the man behind the counter. “Hey Heather you want your usal garlic chicken?” Heather nearly face palms. “Billy were in the middle of something.” Billy shrugs. “Well we can’t work on an empty stomach.”

• Another time Billy gets cornered by their suspect, He has his hands up and a gun is pointed at him, “as soon I get you out of my hair, I’m home free.” Billy grins. “It’s not really me you gotta worry about, it’s her.” Before the guy could say anything he’s hit on the back of the head with a gun. He drops to floor and Heather is behind him.

• They tease each other about their crushes on two polices offers they met. “Hope you don’t scare Steve off with your werid facts on serial killers on your first date with him tonight.” Heather says. “Hope you don’t scare robin off with any body parts you might be keeping.”

Deceit: I’ve only said ‘I love you’ to three people in my life. Virgil, Patton, and my dying grandfather. And one of those I regret.

Thomas: Which one?

Deceit: Grandpa. He beat cancer, so now I look like an idiot.

I just came up with the most original KISS joke

It goes:

Q: What language does Gene Simmons speak?

A: he speaks in tongues 😂

Headcanon:

Felix gifted Pepa the earrings that she is wearing in the movie

I'm going through the five stages of grief knowing for a fact I could have gone to supercon because I live in Florida to meet con oneil and Nathan foad but no I'm poor and can't afford that I honestly want to cry

Bruh "Little Caesar" is fire

Just listened to it for the first time.

Been putting it off for a while thinking I would cry but that's a straight bop.