I Just Came Up With The Most Original KISS Joke

Didnt have time to post this but happy birthday Eric Carr 🥳

Me and my family went out to eat to celebrate his birthday and sang him happy birthday. I got him cake....I ate it that's what he would have wanted lol

"love of my life"

Yeah right these two look like me and my exes every time we told each other we were the love of each other's lives even though we were so toxic to each other.

War & Desire by Ares

I miss it sometimes. The sweet violence that the voices beg me for. The pitiful screams for mercy. The smell of gunpowder in the air and with one light can just...explode. I miss the heaviness of my armor Barred with the marks of battle. Just like my thick and hardened skin. I miss my ax. Sitting in my hand like a anvil ready to fall. Retirement... Gentleness... Tranquility... Its not for people like me. My hands are painted red. With desire... That cannot be washed away with simple water. I am no believer of god although i shout battle cries to the sky hoping someone will hear me. If i were to believe... that god would turn her back on me with out one glance.

I have a headcannon that despite being pretty mature light still has moments where he actually acts his age and the people around are just surprised about it sometimes because they forget light at the start of the series is a teenager and at the end is a young adult.

Bros brain has yet to develop fully before he dies at 24 (which is on the border of being considered an actual adult "he's in between worlds" if you know what I mean)

🦊🥁🧡

happy birthday to my beloved fox 🦊🧡

All if read about him was always so sweet.

My ex(who I'm still in love with but that's a separate conversation) invited me to their birthday party on the beach the other day and we buried them in the sand. Then someone put their sunglasses on them and they were those circular ones. I'm not kidding when I say this. They looked like Eric Carr with those sunglasses on like their hair is big and fluffy and curly and looks like his hair.

Needless to say I have a type

I call Eric Carr short but I keep getting smacked with the realization I'm like five or six inches shorter than him and I feel like a hypocrite.

Also I've developed a new coping mechanism to cope with obviously never being able to meet him. Basically I'll see a picture of him and he looks smoking hot in it and I'm like "this man needs to be stopped cuz he is too dang good looking" and then a second later I'll be like "oh wait he was stopped"

I'm not going to tag this in the kiss or Eric Carr hashtag because I just wanted to say this