Also, Me And Hearmylullaby Got A Partner Tattoo, Inspired By A Certain Famous Couple From Naruto.

you know a fic is good when it has this

Yes Chyna go off.

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

There escapin’ the snow

The rest of Class 1-A got jealous and forced Katsuki to share.

WIP fyi lol.

If you don't mind my asking, how did you come to the realization of being ace? I've wondered if that's how I am but I'm just not sure...

Personally for me it’s because I can’t relate at all when people talk about sexual urges, sexual frustration, sexual attraction etc. Seriously, what even is sexual attraction, idek

I’ve never thought “I want to have sex now” although I’m curious about how it’d feel like, I’ve never looked at someone and thought “I want to have sex with them” nor do I want to imagine having sex with anyone. Obviously I enjoy sexual content judging from all the doujins/fics I read but it’s only limited to other people having sex lol

The most I felt for other people was “I want to hug them” which is a big thing if you know me, I usually hate hugging or touching other people. And it was always for some of my closest friends so never a stranger.. 

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:

drive him to a carwash

take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office

HARDWARE STORE OMFG

“I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”

vending machines

first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)

Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.

any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave

get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type

leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.

hp aesthetic: the Slytherin trio that never was → Draco, Blaise, Pansy

baby, I’m a nightmare dressed in a daydream