Your Unreliable Narrator Fucking Bit Me

I learned about myself this year is that I have a primal n latex kink. I’m allergic to latex btw

James: I'm in love

Sirius: Yeah? Who?

James: He has beautiful, gray eyes, and curls wow, I feel like I faint when he speaks French

Sirius:...

James: Well, I must go, stay here my love.

Sirius:...

Remus: Hey, are u done using that book?

Sirius: JAMES IS IN LOVE WITH ME

Remus: wha...?

Sirius: I mean... I'm irresistible, but Moony, I'm yours... I'll have to refuse him...

*Remus who actually knows that James' love is Reggie * : nah, you should give it a try

Halloween BakuDeku.

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

Made a little something on slur reclamation.

Friend: So, "Puri", do you have an Instigram?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I was bust crying about

Friend: SasuNaruSasu? Figures.

Me: Well no, about Minato and Naruto's last farewell.

Friend:

I kinda miss my old Sasugay and Narutard blog, yo.