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Fried Egg and Rice

I love how they say bird egg, like there might be the slight chance that you might use a dinosaur egg.

Difficulty: Easy-ish, it’s easier if you’ve made fried rice before, 20-ish minutes, serves 1

Ingredients:

1 cup White Rice

1 green onion

1 egg

Salt

¼ tsp. Crushed Red Pepper flakes, more or less depending on your spice level

1 tbsp soy sauce

1 tbsp rice wine vinegar

½ tsp sesame oil

oil for frying

Prepare your rice. I’m using a rice cooker, so wash your rice, measure the right amount of water, and set it to cook. Cool completely before using. Leftover rice also works for this.

Thinly slice up your green onion. Set aside. In a separate bowl, mix the soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil, salt, and red pepper flakes. 

In a pan, heat about a tablespoon of oil on medium low. Crack your egg in the pan, and cover. Cook until it’s done how you like it.

While that’s cooking, heat another tablespoon of oil in another pan. Put your rice and fry for about 1 minute. Mix in the soy sauce mixture, and stir. When everything is incoperated, turn off the heat and mix in the green onion.

Put rice into a bowl. Place fried egg on top. If you want to add a protein to your fried rice, you can. Just fry it up before adding rice. It’s a super filling breakfast that’s easy (enough) to make and tastes great.

Has this been done yet

Taako: Lesbians. What is your wisdom?

Lucretia: The world is but a cold and cruel wasteland, our only consolation are the warm and soft bosoms of our lovers.

Killian: Girl hot.

Carey: Watch Naruto.

Protection charms for Protesters

Below are a few protection charms for protesters. Use these in conjunction with candle spells, witch ladder chants, and as verbal components for any protective spell for protesters you like. I’ll likely be incorporating them as I start building bigger magic here. Today I protest, and I would greatly appreciate if someone said these words for me, and everyone marching in the name of justice. The Morrigan Devotee’s Blessing and Protection for Protestors takes some words from the Morrigan’s own prophecy (via Carmody’s translation) “Peace to the Heavens”.

An Elemental Protection Charm for Protesters

Power and protection to those marching for a better world Power and protection from the earth to the feet that march upon it Power and protection from the winds to fill the lungs of the people Power and protection from the water to cleanse the pain from the hearts of many Power and protection from the fires that burn for justice

A Morrigan Devotee’s Blessing and Protection for Protesters

May the Morrigan’s shield be upon you Sky to earth  May you be as an Eel in this fight Slipping from danger and out of sight

May the Morrigan’s shield be upon you Sky to earth Earth under sky May you be as a wolf in this battle That the howls of your pack’s pain drown the prattle May the Morrigan’s shield be upon you Sky to earth Earth under sky Spear upon a shield

May you be as a heifer in this war That herd becomes herd, a stampede forward, forever more May the Morrigan’s shield be upon you Sky to earth Earth under sky  Spear upon a shield Shield upon a fort May you be blessed and protected three times Three times the faces of na Morrigna Three-in-one By Babd the Battle Crow, by Macha the Queen of Sovereignty, and by Nemain the Invoking Fury

May the Morrigan’s shield be upon you Sky to earth Earth under sky Spear upon a shield Shield upon a fort A fort bold and fierce

A shield. A Blessing. A protection. 

Poems for Beginning Witches

Masterpost for the complete series of poems so far, designed to aid learning for beginning witches. Most are theory, and a one or two are conceptual. The reason for this masterpost is that they’re all poorly tagged

Moon Phases

Color Magic

Water Magics

Charging Objects

Herbs

Fire (element)*

Quartzes*

Witch Tools*

Divination*

Kitchen Witchcraft*

Air (element)*

Tea Magics*

Salt 

Wheel of the Year (Sabbats) requested by @fish-egs

Cleansing (an area) requested anonymously

Calling Circle requested by @dragonrhapsody

Spell Types requested anonymously

*with thanks to @lazywitchling, who helped inspire the second wave!

If there is something you would be willing to see in poetry form, send me an ask or drop me a message! As of 10/3/17, I am all out and no more are queued. 

It’s happy alternative reality that we deserved, guys :’’’3 There is also a bonus of how lil naruto sees all of his nee-chans and nii-chans ahaha

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⚠EVERYONE PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN DOING SPELLS AND OTHER WORKINGS TONIGHT. THERE IS A MUCH HIGHER CHANCE OF THINGS BACKFIRING/ GOING WRONG. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE STRONG WARDS AND PROTECTION UP⚠

The second sigil was made by Laura Tempest, the photo/instagram post gave credit to the wrong person

Where my mutuals with tinnitus at make some noise

pure and holy

anyone please ask your crush out like this