I Have. Headcanon That You Are Epic And Awesome And Your Cat Is An Adorable Lady 😁

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

let’s play a game called “why do I have a migraine,” with multiple choice answers such as:

you’re sick

you didn’t drink caffeine today

you need to eat more food

you need to sleep

Maybe he can make people happy

Sorry if I only talk to you in keysmashes, it's because I think you're funny/cool and I just don't know what to say because I'm not human

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

Damn, Animaniacs.

metalworkers are wizards because they "cast" metal :)

THANK YOU!!

Hey, I might be going crazy but I remember you posting something about your Pinterest outfit folder? Is there any way I can find it easily?

I can assure you, you're not going crazy. Here's a link to the board!

a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you