Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!
Thor: Morning human
Clint: Good morning
Steve: Good Morning!
Bruce: good morning.
Natasha: Good morningg
Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.
Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.
Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.
Sauron, watching someone run like a bat out of hell from Ungoliant: haha what a fucking idiot
Sauron:
Sauron: wait. that's my idiot!
wdym i can't hug that guy that hangs on that mountain on his one hand? he's just a little girl
This was very much inspired by that one sus doctor strange cover (below the cut)
Finwe, at his wedding with Indis: And now my dear friend Olwe will give a speech for us.
Olwe, stepping on the stage, smirking: Welcome back everybody!
Maedhros: You're adopted.
Elrond: *Confused*
Elrond: I was there when you adopted me.
"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.