~Zevran- Love Him To Death, Glad He's A Friend. ~Anders- Love Him, Too, But I'll Be Smacking Him Upside

Dear god! Please! I love this page! I love your writing! If you did a Mass Effect Reaction page I might actually have a heart attack of happiness!

Are there any Shakarian and/or Mass Effect fans out there?

If so, I could really use your help with something, if you wouldn’t mind…?

Thank you.

Accountant AU where the reader works for a small town firm called “Istari Financial.” Making her living after coming home from college, looking after the books for the following local businesses…

The local vineyard, “Greenwood Acres” which has been around longer than anyone can remember, run by a single father as head of the business and a very dedicated team of young employees. Everyone from college hires to long time employees, but nobody in town can quite tell just how old anyone is.

A local business ring run by the Durinson Family who own nearly every business in town. The local brewery, the auto repair shop, the car dealership, the pawn shop, etc. They run everything as a family, but all answer to the head of the family, a bachelor who’s yet to get married as he’s “married to his work.” Though, he secretly has his eyes set on someone in town. Who though? Nobody knows…

The bakery at the center of town, called “Lorien Confection” where the man behind the counter greets customers, serves icecream and brags about his wife while the white witch in the kitchen rolls out goodie after goodie by the dozen of sugar-coated goodness. The baker earning the title of witch as she always seems to know what people want before they do.

The coffee/tea shop doubling as a wholistic whole foods store run by three best friends who rejected their respected posh lifestyles and struck out on their own straight out of college to bring clean, organic food to the town sourced from local farms. A store called “Three Hunters Whole Foods.”

A fish farming organization called “Bard & Son Fishery,” that works hard to protect local wildlife conservation run by a father of three which provides clean, non-gmo fish, hydroponic-grown greens, vegetables and strives to teach young people about respecting the planet and sustainable farming on field trips for the local elementary school.

And who could forget the local bar/restaurant, run by the Baggins family, Uncle and Nephew, along with their friends who provide an atmosphere of home and hearth hospitality to any and all who cross their threshold…right up until somebody asks them to host a party that doesn’t involve their catering.

And last but not least, the readers worst enemy, “Mordor Credit,” the local bank out to screw everyone over and take their businesses. The reader often times being the only thing standing between them and a hefty audit…or worse, an eviction…



Take care of your poochlets and they'll take care of you. Remember that!

foods dangerous to dogs:

avocadoes

alcohol

raw bread dough

caffeine

chocolate

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

macadamia nuts

raw salmon

xylitol (artificial sweeteners)

if you have a dog please reblog this

An Actual Conversation I Had

Me: Elder Maxson is fucking twenty, you guys. Elder Maxson isn't even through puberty yet. Elder Maxson could not walk into a Jewel Osco and buy beer.

Lawrence: Elder Maxson couldn't buy beer at a convenience store? Jesus christ. Imagine being the person who has to card him. Imagine ANYONE carding him. I wouldn't card him.

Ricky: He looks like a fifty year old man, NO ONE would card him.

Me: As a cashier, I'd have to card him. But picture this- you're working a register at ten o'clock at night, the only other person up front is an eighty year old woman with a hearing problem named Marianne. Elder Maxson walks into your line with a six pack of beer. He hands you his ID when you ask for it; he's twenty, you know he's twenty, he knows you know he's twenty, he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. Would YOU refuse to sell Elder Maxson beer? Would you be the one to call the manager on Elder Maxson? Would you call the authorities on a man who looks like he could supplex you through the floor? If it was me, I'd give him the fucking beer, man. I choose life.

Relationship goals, honestly

Lines like this: reason 1001 why marrying Farkas is awesome.

Gotta love #Pushing_Daisies

Yes. Just so many yes's...

Atla - Live Action

That whitewashed fan cast of atla that was on my dash got me smh so i decided to make my own y’all yes I’m being salty but whatever representation is really important to me ok and it’s one of the reasons atla was so amazing 

Granted, this would be my fan cast in a version of the series where they are older bc these ppl are 110% not teenagers

Katara - Ashley Callingbull - Enoch Cree Nation and she from my province so HOLLA 

Sokka - Martin Sensmeier - Tlingit, Koyukon-Athabascan 

Zuko - Seo Kang-joon - South Korean and myy GODD he’s foine

Iroh - Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa -  Japanese

Toph - Davika Hoorne - Thai

Haru - Şükrü Özyıldız - Turkish and also can I marry his face pls

Jet -Charles Michael Davis - Filipino, African Amercian - THis mas oozes bad boy charm and i will forever believe he would make an incredible Jet

Aang - Huang Zitao - Chinese - shoutout to exo’s former member

Ty Lee, Mai, Azula - Claudia Kim (Kim Soo-hyun), Rila Fukushima, Liu Yifei yes she is also mulan yay  - South Korean, Japanese, Chinese 

Yue - Julia Jones - Choctaw and Chickasaw, African American

Suki - Diem My - Vietnamese

Hakoda - Eric Schweig - Inuit and Ojibwe/Anishinaabe Aboriginal

Ozai - Cha Seung-won - South Korean

Scratch that, Dani’s a lying hoe

romancing lucanis - a story told in memes

When you're in a dormant fandom just sittin and watchin other fandoms float on by on the breeze of trash

Coming into a fandom late