Yeah, I'll Take A Potato Of Luck

Oh no, I was fully aware. I just wanted to be helpful, so I didn’t care

You rescue many different animals not knowing they are mythical creatures. That weird bird you rescued a month ago was a Phoenix. Your dog? Cerberus. That fox you impulsely got was a kitsune. They also all agree to look over you.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUU-

damn, so jeff bezos was jailed for mistreating workers and the amazon workers got all his money on the same day that fall out boy released a song with florence and the machine? damn 2021 is much better than 2020

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

Yo, I want this

All the children born over the last year are going to grow up deeply and profoundly bored with hearing about how they were born during a global pandemic

OH SHI-

THEY REMOVED THE AUTO-MUTE AND AUTO-TURN-CAMERA-OFF FEATURES ON ZOOM.

I physically cannot gaud. It is literally impossible to want to see that more than me. Show me the goddamn itty bitty handcarved removable organs.

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

I hurt my fingie :(

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

IT’S A  R  A  T

still thinking bout antique perfume bottles…