OH SHI-

Always

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Reblogging because holy fuck we all need to read this.

Farewell online privacy

Bro wtf do you mean Darker Timeline? I’d literally pay to watch that.

okay but the fact that Disney tried to start a princess twitch channel and got harrassed off the platform by hardcore simps is the funniest thing to happen all year

But I wanna

Is it okay to put a toaster in your bath if it's not plugged in? [time sensitive question]

DO NOT PUT A TOASTER IN YOUR BATH AT ALL

Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?

Teen Vogue what r u doing

You mean to tell me it’s not?????

wait wait WAIT is 'board game' not an abbreviation of cardboard game‽‽‽

Because your silly little dance pleases us, jinglely goo.

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

Woah woah woah, back up, again???

my entire living space smells like garlic and I don’t know why

Op change your fucking url

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”