Rememer Kids, The Quickest Way To Anyone’s Heart Is Through The 4th And 5th Rib!!!

Gaud, I adore you, but how DARE you point this out to us????

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Always

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

That’s it, I’m done, I’m closing up tumblr, I will be back the nope of never.

*puts dozens of tiny metal ball bearings up my nose & ears then holds a magnet to the back of my skull so they permeate the membrane of my Brain*

Woah woah woah, back up, again???

my entire living space smells like garlic and I don’t know why

I AM A BOOPER BREAKER!!! BOOPS FOR ALL!!!

I physically cannot gaud. It is literally impossible to want to see that more than me. Show me the goddamn itty bitty handcarved removable organs.

oh hey wanna see some antique ivory anatomical manikins complete with itty bitty handcarved removable organs?

I genuinely thought that it said reptiles instead of replies the first time I read it and I just accepted it as "tumblr being tumblr" and kept scrolling. I had to stumble across the original post before I realized something was wrong.

I think I need to use the sleep, that's enough internet for today

Why are your replies turned off?

They aren’t, you need to be following for a specific amount of time to get the replies to unlock

Wh-what are you doing step-vogue?

Teen Vogue what r u doing

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

I’m sorry, you what? I-

HOW?

As a teenager I was pretty unimpressed with adults giving each other tours of their homes and kitchens, but as an adult I now understand this is the equivalent of inviting your friends over to see all your toys and that’s chill actually