That’s It, I’m Done, I’m Closing Up Tumblr, I Will Be Back The Nope Of Never.

Rememer kids, the quickest way to anyone’s heart is through the 4th and 5th rib!!!

This is just my friend group

found family but every member is from a different kind of found family dynamic

Fox my beloved <3

man... this guy bro

Oh how I wish it was real

You’re laughing. Donald Trump jr got shot by Disney employees for trying to hunt the lions in animal kingdom and you’re laughing. Me too bitch this is fucking hilarious

Op change your fucking url

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

GODS DAMN IT

DRAGONS ARE REAL I REPEAT DRAGONS ARE REAL. THEY WERE LIVING IN ANTARCTICA THE WHOLE TIME HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE

I love how it says “If”

This implies that he’s immortal.

If rick astley dies he will have failed to never make us cry

Okay, but that’d be chaos, and it sounds cool, can I go there?

Ur not as epic as you think you are

You’re lying, it only hurts your own credibility

Like, it's always in the back of my head. I'm constantly looking for places to hide and ways to not die.

Is every other American high/middle schooler constantly paranoid that there'll be a school shooter? I'm honestly curious because I'm paranoid every minute of the school day (in-person)

Yeah pretty much like we shouldn't be worrying about that but we kinda have to. I know especially when there's assemblys or something is happening where there's gonna be a lot of us in one place, I get more nervous.