Alright Gays I’m Doing A Thing

Woah mamaaaaaaa oooooooooh, behold my anthem for the Elvisverse, to the tune of Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham.

I tried to include as many Elvises as possible but I could only fit about a third of them in.

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Have a look around

Any Elvis that your brain can think of can be found

There are hundreds of Elvii

Some better, some worse

Of all the Elvii in existence, this one's the first @elvis-official

Welcome to the Elvisverse

Come and take a seat

Would you like to see a ghost @ghost-of-elvis-official @the-ghost-of-elvis

Or meet an Elvis in the street @random-elvis-encounter

There's no need to panic

This isn't a test

Just nod your head and Elvis will do the rest

Welcome to the Elvisverse

What would you prefer:

You can meet a moth who likes bright lights @moth-elvis

Or sit around and purr @elvispurrsley @catboy-presley

Be scary @scary-elvis @really-evil-elvis @evil-elvis-official @elviritch-horrors

Be funny @clown-elvis

Put words to the page @edgarallenpoevis

We got more Elvises with whom to engage

Welcome to the internet

Put your cares aside

Here's some Elvii who love pasta @italian-elvis-official @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis

Here are some Elvii who died @death-elvis-official @elvis-hell

We got muppets @muppet-elvis @muppet-joker-elvis, and cat girls @catgirl-presley, some elves @elvish--presley and some dwarves @dwarvish-presley

And a great big pile of all the Elvises in the Elvisverse merging with each other! @shifting-mound-of-elvii Welcome to the Elvisverse!

Hold on to your socks

There's a Batman Elvis @batvis-manley dragon Elvis @dragon-elvis Elvis on a rock @penguin-elvis

They're tiny @tiny-elvis @elvis-compressedly and they're stressing @elvis-stressley

They crawl on the floor @snailvis @wormvis @beetle-elvis

Please be advised

There are still so many more

See Elvis in Minecraft @minelvis-craftsley @elvis-mumbo @grian-elvis-prestley

In the ocean @fishvis-presley @shark-presley @drowning-elvis @bioluminescent-fish-elvis, in the clink @jailhouse-md-rock

There are Elvii who love potions @wizard-presly @elvis-big-naturals

There's an Elvis who's a skink @lizard-elvis-official

Elvis rumor @deviouselvli, Elvis doomer @elvis-depressedley

Transgender Elvis is cool or @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @eggvis-preggsley

choose a gender that you prefer @nonbinary-elvis @genderfluid-elvis @genderfluid-elvis-numba2

Elvis zoomer @gen-z-elvis Elvis humor @doctor-houlvis-official for sure

They will catalog the Elvii @elvis-resercher-official

They'll marry your mom @gayelvissupportivefather

No they'll never ever fuck you @offical-ace-elvis

But they will build you a bomb @j-elvis-oppenheimer @dynamite-elvis-offical

Put gold under a rainbow @leprechaun-elvis-official

Have ungodly rizz @pelvis-presley

Eliminate some Elvises @elvis-exterminator

Or kill those Jedi kids @elvakin-preswalker

Could I interest you in Elvises

All of the time?

Lots and lots of Elvises

All of the time

Elvis in a tragedy @macbelvis

And Elvis 99 @frelvis-durstley

Elvii in the Elvisverse

All of the time

nah dude that’s crazy

I liked one post. ONE POST. About elvis, now my feed is across the elvisverse and I cannot stop smiling

Dr. Dog, cat clinician

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

that's kind of terrifying. I don't know why but that scares me.

Also random shit today I sung Memento Mori in front of a group of theater kids during karaoke

Baby oh baby they’ve done it again

@mildlyannoyingtheaterkid how do you keep putting out these bangers. Like oh my god this is actually like if Leathermouth did a will wood cover

what about the bisexual freaks like me? what shall happen to us oh mistress satan.

"I'm straight" Wrong! Using my faggot powers to gay-ify you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

“oh the-aftonsparv stop posting about wanting the kar98 rifle carnally” no. brunhilda. is. mine.

Song is Pretty Fly for a White Guy by The offspring Cat is Cleo

This place is addictive. I need to get work done.

I think it has to be somewhat consensual if it’s not during a fight

remember! if you’re ever in a fight, biting is always allowed