AHHH THIS IS SO GOOD!!

interviewer: vhagar, one of the largest dragons of westeros —

ewan: woah 👆 woah 👆 woah👆 she is THE largest dragon in westeros 💅

Original broadcast from poxataynaro on X

I think Paul Maud'dib Usul Atreides, son of Leto Atreides, Duke of Arrakis, Emperor of the Known Universe, Lisan Al Gaib, The Voice from the Outer World, Mahdi, The Kwisatz Haderach, might be trying to give Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains, a run for her money in the competition of which character can have the longest list of names and titles in a fictional piece of media.

Like yeah I get monster are sexy. But what I don't see a lot of is romance.

Like I want to play fetch with a werewolf

I want to cuddle with a naga

I want answer trivia questions with a sphinx

I want to do a dragon's makeup

I want to knit with a giant spider

I want to go clothes shopping with a doppelganger

I want to show off my strength to a bunny boy

I want to sing with a siren

I want to fish with a merfolk

I want to train with an orc

I want to star gaze with a mindflayer

I want to soar with a harpy

I want to LOVE monsters

Made this because this is exactly what I wish I could do to spider (He would bite me if I tried)

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

Rhaenyra, you are the father.

If Spider Socorro has a hundred defenders, I’m one of them.

If Spider Socorro has one defender, it’s me.

If Spider Socorro has no defender, I’m dead.

Austin Bulter came on Dune set to kiss Stellan Skarsgård on lips, have Dave Bautista kiss his boots, and partake in a sexually charged fight scene with Timmy. King shit honestly, good for him.

viserys : marries a 14yo without her consent, has 4 children with her that pose a threat to rheanyra's reign and will be killed once she takes the throne, refuses to change his heir or marry his firstborn daughter to his firstborn son to prevent a succession crisis, neglects his children, doesn't prepare his chosen heir for her role and ignores her mistakes, doesn't even try to make peace, appoints his son's grandfather as his hand knowing damn well that he wants his grandson on the throne and allows him to take control of the capitol, thinks that one dinner solves 20 years of hatred, dies

the dance of the dragon : happens

TB stans : this is all alicent's fault! and if you disagree then you hate women.