I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
Spider, what are you WEARING??? 😭😭
Fr though, that pic of him on the beach embodies the fandom’s reaction to the movies’ delay
“I could fix him” or I could NOT fix him and kiss him passionately on the mouth and let him be my mentally unstable bbg
"i'm team black" "i'm team green"
well i am neither because i choose my teams with my pussy and not my moral compass
Rhaenyra, you are the father.
Like yeah I get monster are sexy. But what I don't see a lot of is romance.
Like I want to play fetch with a werewolf
I want to cuddle with a naga
I want answer trivia questions with a sphinx
I want to do a dragon's makeup
I want to knit with a giant spider
I want to go clothes shopping with a doppelganger
I want to show off my strength to a bunny boy
I want to sing with a siren
I want to fish with a merfolk
I want to train with an orc
I want to star gaze with a mindflayer
I want to soar with a harpy
I want to LOVE monsters
EVERYONE CHEERED
I wish this scene made it into the final version! It’s such a good example of spider being more navi.
The the way he moves through the forest with such ease despite his small stature In comparison to navi kids his age. The way he is able to not only outmanoeuvre grown adults with years of military training, but adults who are now in avatars and dwarf him in size!
The way he teases them, despite the torture he suffers from them. They way the recoms all care for one another,it’s a marvellous bit of character work and it’s a shame it didn’t make the final bit
🌿 SPIDER MOCKS THE RECOMS | DELETED SCENE 💙
Now this was the scene I needed to get obsessed with Spider. The sass ! The sass 😩💕
It's just too funny. I can't stop watching it 😆
And like one of the recoms having the audacity to say get your ass up here, although they're all just falling like pieces of sh*t and struggling 🤓
Plus, we all agree that the visuals here are so cool and that the dynamic is quite engaging here. It almost feels like you're wandering in the forest with them...
Lots of Love 🤲🏻❤
interviewer: vhagar, one of the largest dragons of westeros —
ewan: woah 👆 woah 👆 woah👆 she is THE largest dragon in westeros 💅
Original broadcast from poxataynaro on X
He looked gorgeous to me I want his gender so badly ..