Squidward Clocking Out Of The Krusty Krab And Heading To The Nearest Gay After Hours Event 

Preface (please read!):

This one's pretty fucked up gang. TW for UNNATURALLY BENT/BROKEN/DISLOCATED LIMBS.

This is based on a one-off phrase by Jon Matteson in his TGWDLM watch party during Let It Out where he said "Was that bones breaking?" I'm assuming he meant bones cracking, as in the sound, but this got me thinking of an interpretation of Let It Out in which Pokotho breaks Paul's bones to make him pose and dance.

i wonder what's the instagram reels middle aged conservative sunny fan take on frank vs. russia. like what justification do they have for dennis doing all that. 'oh giving your best friend/roommate of twenty years prostate orgasms to get him out of the apartment (because he totally wouldn't do anything dennis asked of him anyway) is just boys being buddies. super normal friend behavior.' like what

Divining the Future: The Black Tarot [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: Reprised! Kickstarter]

wish they kept this in during the suburbs montage

sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two

He makes me so ill,,, He just wants affection aaaaa!!! My evil blorbo come back to me meow.

macdennis - affection

Chapter 9 of The Gang Gets Severed is out now!! It's inspired by one of my favourite Sunny episodes, Chardee Macdennis!! I had a lot of fun with this one. Maybe a bit too much fun, since it's 5,2k words long :DDD I got carried away, I just had too many fun ideas and I wanted to do them all afgdgusbdu,,,, I promise the next chapters won't be as long haha :DD

If I ever have a child I will accept them no matter what. If they're Gay, Trans, Neurodivergent, even if they want to convert to a different religion unless they're gonna be a protestant then I'm kicking them the fuck out!!!,!!!.!.!!.!