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MAC AND FRANK BURNING THE SCHOOL DOWN? 😭

got bored and started imagining if dennis had social media

One last edit before I go to icbiballtay and my life changes forever

now mac is here :]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Spankoffski & Ted Spankoffski Characters: Ted Spankoffski, Peter Spankoffski, Other Characters Mentioned Additional Tags: Introspection, Drabble, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, POV Ted Spankoffski, Ted Spankoffski Being an Asshole, Ted Spankoffski Needs a Hug, Peter Spankoffski and Ted Spankoffski are Siblings Summary:

Ted Spankoffski is waiting for his timely demise in the middle of a singing zombie apocalypse. He remembers his little brother, Pete, and starts feeling guilty about a lot of things.

images that haunt me because they imply frank's brother was a better episode at one point

not that i think/want this to happen because this is its always sunny in philadelphia but if dennis and mac ever hooked up and/or if dennis was ever direct and reciprocal about his feelings mac would not want him anymore because he only craves validation from people unwilling to give it to him (ex: his parents, god, dennis). once someone in his life shows genuine interest in him he literally does not gaf (ex: his uncle donald). if they ever hooked up it would literally be a charlie and the waitress situation i can totally see dennis having an awakening and mac being like. I think i'm finally over you

Chapter 10 of The Gang Gets Severed is out now!! Featuring autistic Dennis being on the brink of a meltdown, Macdennis yearning, trash twins bonding and a healthy dose of some good old angst :) Hope you'll enjoy!!

Charlie Kelly would accidentally be the best zookeeper ever without any prior research. i feel like he could just understand their exact needs. except he gets fired immediately because he tries to free them all (they told him they yearned for the streets of Philly)

Sure, Paul might be Pokey's trophy, as he's the titular guy who didn't like musicals, but Emma is the one Pokey hates the most.

The opening number (and Emma's presence in it) points to the entirety of TGWDLM being an in-universe musical to lure new members to the hive (in the form of us, the audience). So Emma and Paul are only being puppeted to echo their resistances, over and over and over.

Paul is distressed the whole time, but he's also a hero, he tries to save everyone (and fails, of course), while Emma is left to bleed and limp and scream. She's puppeted in a mockery of her fear and agony. Other deaths are bloodier, but hers is drawn out.

And this makes perfect sense for Pokey. What's the main thing we know about him?

He hates any voice that isn't his own.

Paul is outspoken about disliking musicals, but otherwise is a pretty passive guy. He doesn't make waves or stand out, he's too shy to even ask Emma out until the end of the world.

Emma is loud, opinionated, defiant. She has a very distinct voice.

Paul escapes Pokey for so long because he just doesn't like musicals, helping him avoid the traps that probably caught most of the townsfolk early on. If he liked musicals, or even tolerated them, he'd probably have been consumed by the goo pretty quickly.

Emma actively defies the hive. She starts the story in a job where she is literally required to sing and dance, and instead of just going with it she says fuck you and quits. She even clarifies that she could do it if she wanted, but she just doesn't want to.

Pokey has constructed the entire show to lure in new victims and also torture Emma specifically. In this essay I will